Afterhours: Gossip Roundupathon

So there you have it: Amy Sacco is dead, gone, and forgotten (and yet she’s still cooler than you), Mansion and Pink Elephant would like to hit you up for some cash, Limelight will reopen but that there will be absolutely no parties (but there will be something called a ‘branded experience‘), and old skeevy guys will give you cocaine if you’ll have sex with them (we have one in our lobby just for this purpose).
Ok, sorry, the bar is closed. Please make your way back to Brooklyn.

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